Fiddle Hammer Munch Dragon

Hello, I am flying-saucer-nipples! Here in this blog, you will find a multitude of things that take my fancy, things I love, things I value and things I may or may not believe in. Oh, and funny things. I hope you can enjoy my blog.

With love,


uniblake asked: Your name HAHAHA! Right on

:P Thanks. Do not ask me where it came from cause I cannot remember. It was definitely some conversation to do with nipples, though. :D

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.

—Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

(via a-thousand-words)



my mom came in my room like “is this all you do all day you just sit in your room” and as i was about to answer, scout came back on skype and yells “OH GOD THAT POOP WAS SO HARD TO GET OUT OF MY BUTT” and my mom just looks at me and leaves and i was just so shocked i couldn’t say anything

this is a lot funnier now that so many people know this happened

(via black-holes-and-panic-stations)

I’m disappointed in you, ordinary Sherlock.

I’m disappointed in you, ordinary Sherlock.

(Source: deductives, via jdrox)